Allow me to be uncharacteristically frank for a mo - this is RIDICULOUS, and if it is indeed genuine and not a gigantic Chris Morris inspired money grabbing how-far-can-we-go-with-this sort of thing, then it makes me a TINY BIT SAD. (After all, about half of the internet seemed to think that this floating plank might NOT ACTUALLY be bullsh*t/jokes this week.) That said, it’s still a magic ring that turns you into some sort of pointy electricity wizard, so obviously you’re going to want one. AREN’T YOU.
Scraping the barrel at the first link. Awesome. IT’S BEEN A GREAT WEEK, GUYS.